All of Black Manta's plans for Aquaman

I’m going to kill Aquaman and destroy everything he holds dear.

I’m going to murder his family and burn his kingdom to ash.

I’m going to sign him up for a bunch of catalogs he doesn’t want.

I’m going to hold up my hand for a high five and pull it away at the last second, running it through my hair and saying “Ohhhhh…”

I’m going to sit next to him in a mostly empty movie theater.

I’m going to euthanize his pets.

I’m going to beat him at fantasy football despite not setting my lineup.

I’m going to come to a stop on a four-lane road and wave him out of a side street even though someone is coming at full speed in the next lane. Then I’m going to act like he’s the jerk for not going.

I’m going to talk his ear off about AI.

When I said I was going to burn his kingdom to ash, I failed to consider that most of his kingdom is underwater.

I’m going to text him a question and then send him a second, unrelated text while he’s still answering the first one.

I’m going to massacre his friends.